50 Quotes On Funny Friends – Laugh And Live Well With Friends
Looking for the best funny friends quotes? These 50 epic funny friends quotes will instantly warm your heart today.
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QUOTES ON FUNNY FRIENDS
1 – A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked. Bernard Meltzer
2 – Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them. Randy K. Milholland
3 – Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey
4 – A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim Hayes
5 – Friends offer free therapy.
6 – There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson
7- Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. Sicilian Proverb
8 – You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter
9 – My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. Matt Schucker
10 – Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. Robert Brault
QUOTES ON FUNNY FRIENDS
11 – It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you. Mark Twain
12 – True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
13 – I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. Robert Brault
14 – A good friend will always stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde
15 – There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends. Sylvia Plath
16 – You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret: Some of the best people are. Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland
17- A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand. Nancy Werlin
18 – Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend. Bill Watterson
19 – A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. Arnold H. Glasgow
20 – Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one. C.S. Lewis
QUOTES ON FUNNY FRIENDS
21 – A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same. Elbert Hubbard
22 – Friendship is a wildly underrated medication. Anna Deavere Smith
23 – If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. Oprah Winfrey
24 – Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
25 – One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Clifton Fadiman
26 – A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad. Arnold H. Glasgow
27- The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you. Rita Mae Brown
28 – Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police. Robert Louis Stevenson
29 – Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected. Charles Lamb
30 – Best friend isn’t a person; it’s a tier. Mindy Kaling
QUOTES ON FUNNY FRIENDS
31 – One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. George Carlin
32 – Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected. C.J. Langenhoven
33 – Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk. Peggy Noonan
34 – Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love. Mandy Hale
35 – Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. Anne Morrow Lindbergh
36 – Part of the journey in life is slipping and falling along the way; in these times true friends are the ones who pick you up and dust you off. Ken Poirot
37- Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival. C.S. Lewis
38 – A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. Lois Wyse
39 – True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends. Frank Sonnenberg
40 – It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not. Mignon McLaughlin
QUOTES ON FUNNY FRIENDS
41 – I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
42 – A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
43 – It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds. Gina Barreca
44 – Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them. Unknown
45 – Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success. Oscar Wilde
46 – Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his. Benjamin Franklin
47- It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Marlene Dietrich
48 – If you wanna find out who’s a true friend, screw up or go through a challenging time … then see who sticks around. Karen Salmansohn
49 – One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention. Clifton Fadiman
50 – Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable. La Fontaine
BONUS:
I think if I’ve learned anything about friendship, it’s to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you.
Don’t walk away, don’t be distracted, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff. Jon Katz
Much love,
Frances Vidakovic
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