Jokes For Kids – Most EPIC Collection Of 200+ Kids Jokes
Looking for the BEST collection of jokes for kids? Here are 200+ hilarious jokes for kids that they will LOVE!
Let’s chat about jokes for kids.
It’s been said that laughter is the best medicine and what better daily medicine than to hear a hilarious joke.
Here are a few home truths:
Laughter is an instant vacation and a day without laughter is a day wasted.
You can create a spirit of joy in your home by introducing a spring of playfulness and happiness.
Not only will the following 200 jokes for kids encourage your child to have a giggle, you both will rediscover another infinitely more important lesson:
Life is so much better when spent laughing.
So without further ado, here’s a collection of the 200 very best, most epic and hilarious jokes for kids:
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 1
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
ANSWER: It kept getting stuck in the cracks.
JOKE 2
How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
ANSWER: Snowballs
JOKE 3
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
ANSWER: By going from one spot to another.
JOKE 4
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
ANSWER: Frostbite.
JOKE 5
What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
ANSWER: A leek.
JOKE 6
What do you call a fly without wings?
ANSWER: A walk.
JOKE 7
Why did the belt go to jail?
ANSWER: For holding up a pair of pants.
JOKE 8
How do football players stay cool during games?
ANSWER: They stand next to the fans.
JOKE 9
What did one wall say to the other wall?
ANSWER: I’ll meet you at the corner.
JOKE 10
What do you call it when your parachute doesn’t open?
ANSWER: Jumping to a conclusion.
JOKE 11
What does a book do in the winter?
ANSWER: Puts on a jacket.
JOKE 12
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
ANSWER: Nothing, it just shuts up.
JOKE 13
Why did the pony cough?
ANSWER: He was a little horse.
JOKE 14
Why did the man run around his bed?
ANSWER: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep.
JOKE 15
Why was the football coach upset with the candy machine?
ANSWER: He wanted his quarter back
JOKE 16
Why is a bubble like a bruise?
ANSWER: Because it comes from a blow.
JOKE 17
What did zero say to eight?
ANSWER: Nice belt!
JOKE 18
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
ANSWER: Both need beating.
JOKE 19
Where do polar bears go to vote?
ANSWER: The North Poll
JOKE 20
What do you call an old snowman?
ANSWER: Water.
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 21
What animals would be the best at playing video games?
ANSWER: An octopus.
JOKE 22
What is the easiest way to double your money?
ANSWER: Use a mirror
JOKE 23
What did one toilet say to the other?
ANSWER: You look flushed.
JOKE 24
If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
ANSWER: Hiss and Hers.
JOKE 25
Why are ghosts’ bad liars?
ANSWER: Because you can see right through them.
JOKE 26
Why do bees hum?
ANSWER: Cause they do not know the words
JOKE 27
What building has the most stories?
ANSWER: The library.
JOKE 28
What is the saddest fruit in the world?
ANSWER: Blueberry
JOKE 29
What do you call a sleeping bull?
ANSWER: A bulldozer.
JOKE 30
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
ANSWER: He had no body to dance with.
JOKE 31
What gets wetter the more it dries?
ANSWER: A towel.
JOKE 32
What did the calculator say to the other calculator?
ANSWER: You can count on me.
JOKE 33
Where do fish keep their money?
ANSWER: The riverbank
JOKE 34
What did the nose say to the finger?
ANSWER: Quit picking on me.
JOKE 35
Why did the doctor switch jobs?
ANSWER: He lost his patients.
JOKE 36
How do you make a tissue dance?
ANSWER: You put a little boogie in it.
JOKE 37
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
ANSWER: Right where you left him.
JOKE 38
What room in your house do ghosts avoid?
ANSWER: The living room
JOKE 39
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
ANSWER: A stick
JOKE 40
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
ANSWER: Bugs Bunny
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 41
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
ANSWER: It waves.
JOKE 42
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
ANSWER: Getting lost.
JOKE 43
What moves faster: heat or cold?
ANSWER: Heat because you can always catch a cold.
JOKE 44
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
ANSWER: Snow.
JOKE 45
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
ANSWER: A carrot
JOKE 46
When is a man like a snake?
ANSWER: When he gets rattled.
JOKE 47
How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
ANSWER: Moses didn’t take anything on the ark. Noah did.
JOKE 48
What kind of dress can never be worn?
ANSWER: An address
JOKE 49
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
ANSWER: She sleeps at night.
JOKE 50
What cup can you never drink out of?
ANSWER: A hiccup
JOKE 51
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
ANSWER: A palm tree.
JOKE 52
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
ANSWER: You never see rabbits wearing glasses.
JOKE 53
Why did the tomato turn red?
ANSWER: Because he saw the salad dressing.
JOKE 54
How do you spell hard water with only three letters?
ANSWER: Ice.
JOKE 55
What word is always spelt incorrectly?
ANSWER: Incorrectly
JOKE 56
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
ANSWER: To get tweetment.
JOKE 57
Why did the student eat his homework?
ANSWER: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
JOKE 58
Why did the picture go to jail?
ANSWER: It was framed.
JOKE 59
What bow can’t be tied?
ANSWER: A rainbow
JOKE 60
Who always enjoys poor health?
ANSWER: A doctor.
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 61
What has four eyes but can’t see?
ANSWER: Mississippi
JOKE 62
What jam can you not eat?
ANSWER: A traffic jam
JOKE 63
Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
ANSWER: In a dictionary
JOKE 64
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
ANSWER: Eleven – T-h-e A-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
JOKE 65
What do tigers have that no other animal can have?
ANSWER: Baby tigers
JOKE 66
What starts working only after it has been fired?
ANSWER: A rocket
JOKE 67
What kind of coat can you put on only when it’s wet?
ANSWER: A coat of paint
JOKE 68
What can jump higher than a house?
ANSWER: Anything because houses can’t jump.
JOKE 69
What sort of star is dangerous?
ANSWER: A shooting star.
JOKE 70
What’s as big as a giant but weighs zero kilos?
ANSWER: A giant’s shadow
JOKE 71
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
ANSWER: A bed.
JOKE 72
How many months have 28 days?
ANSWER: All 12 months.
JOKE 73
What two keys can’t open any door?
ANSWER: A monkey and a donkey.
JOKE 74
Which tire does not move when a car turns right?
ANSWER: The spare tire
JOKE 75
Why do bees have sticky hair?
ANSWER: Because they use honeycombs.
JOKE 76
How do trees get onto the internet?
ANSWER: They log on
JOKE 77
What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
ANSWER: Your teeth
JOKE 78
Why did the girl sit on her watch?
ANSWER: She wanted to be on time
JOKE 79
Why was the math book sad?
ANSWER: Because it has too many problems.
JOKE 80
What’s the easiest way to find a lost pin in your carpet?
ANSWER: Walk around in bare feet.
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 81
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
ANSWER: You’re too young to be smoking
JOKE 82
Why did the old man fall in the well?
ANSWER: Because he couldn’t see that well.
JOKE 83
What time do most people go to the dentist?
ANSWER: At tooth-hurty.
JOKE 84
What did the waterfall say to the fountain?
ANSWER: You’re just a little squirt.
JOKE 85
Why did E.T have such big eyes?
ANSWER: Because he saw the phone bill.
JOKE 86
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
ANSWER: Because she was stuffed.
JOKE 87
What’s the easiest way to get a day off school?
ANSWER: Wait until Saturday
JOKE 88
What’s the easiest way to get on TV?
ANSWER: Sit on it.
JOKE 89
What has hands but can’t clap?
ANSWER: A clock.
JOKE 90
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
ANSWER: A spelling bee.
JOKE 91
What did the spider’s bride wear to her wedding?
ANSWER: A webbing dress.
JOKE 92
Why did the man run around his bed?
ANSWER: He was trying to catch up on sleep.
JOKE 93
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
ANSWER: They have two left feet.
JOKE 94
When is the moon the heaviest?
ANSWER: When it’s full.
JOKE 95
What did the blanket say to the bed?
ANSWER: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.
JOKE 96
Why did they quit giving tests at the zoo?
ANSWER: Because it was full of cheetahs.
JOKE 97
What are the strongest days of the week?
ANSWER: Saturday and Sunday – the others are weekdays.
JOKE 98
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
ANSWER: He was peeling really bad.
JOKE 99
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
ANSWER: Because it was feeling green.
JOKE 100
Why did the teacher have to visit the eye specialist?
ANSWER: She just couldn’t control her pupils.
JOKE 101
What did the cheerleader say to the ghost?
ANSWER: Show your spirit.
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 102
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
ANSWER: You rocket.
JOKE 103
What did the tree say to the wind?
ANSWER: Leaf me alone.
JOKE 104
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher?
ANSWER: Lots of blood tests.
JOKE 105
Why did the jelly baby go to school?
ANSWER: Because he really wanted to be a smartie.
JOKE 106
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
ANSWER: A chicken sees a salad.
JOKE 107
What’s brown and sticky?
ANSWER: A stick.
JOKE 108
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
ANSWER: Because it had ticks.
JOKE 109
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
ANSWER: To make up for his terrible summer.
JOKE 110
Where can you learn how to make ice cream?
ANSWER: At Sundae school.
JOKE 111
What did one eye say to the other?
ANSWER: Between you and me something smells.
JOKE 112
What do you give a sick lemon?
ANSWER: Lemon-Aid.
JOKE 113
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
ANSWER: Spelling.
JOKE 114
Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
ANSWER: Because she wanted to make up her mind.
JOKE 115
Why was the skeleton afraid of the storm?
ANSWER: He didn’t have any guts.
JOKE 116
What time do ducks get up?
ANSWER: At the quack of dawn.
JOKE 117
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
ANSWER: Because it had a virus.
JOKE 118
What did the duck say to the clown?
ANSWER: You quack me up.
JOKE 119
Why was the clown crying?
ANSWER: Because he broke his funny bone.
JOKE 120
Why is the number 6 afraid of the number 7?
ANSWER: Because seven eight nine.
JOKE 121
How do you stop a bull from charging?
ANSWER: Cancel its credit card.
JOKE 122
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
ANSWER: Pork Chop.
JOKE 123
What does a skeleton order for dinner?
ANSWER: Spare ribs.
JOKE 124
Why did the dog go so well at school?
ANSWER: Because he was the teacher’s pet.
JOKE 125
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
ANSWER: Because he was sitting the deck.
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 126
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
ANSWER: A wonkey.
JOKE 127
Why was the sand wet?
ANSWER: Because the sea weed.
JOKE 128
What do you call a thieving alligator?
ANSWER: A crookodile.
JOKE 129
Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife fall asleep?
ANSWER: Because of his coffin.
JOKE 130
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
ANSWER: Because she will let it go.
JOKE 131
What monster is the best dance partner?
ANSWER: The Boogie man.
JOKE 132
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
ANSWER: I’m stuck on you.
JOKE 133
What did one penny say to the other penny?
ANSWER: We make cents.
JOKE 134
What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
ANSWER: A gummy bear.
JOKE 135
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
ANSWER: So they can fight knights.
JOKE 136
Why did Santa go to music school?
ANSWER: So he could improve his wrapping skills.
JOKE 137
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
ANSWER: Stuck
JOKE 138
What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
ANSWER: Mice-cream
JOKE 139
What is a crocodile’s favorite game?
ANSWER: Snap
JOKE 140
What do you call a fake noodle?
ANSWER: An im=pasta.
JOKE 141
What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
ANSWER: A bat.
JOKE 142
Why is the grass so dangerous?
ANSWER: Because it’s full of blades.
JOKE 143
What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
ANSWER: A watchdog.
JOKE 144
What did the hat say to the scarf?
ANSWER: You hang around and I’ll go ahead.
JOKE 145
Why is a calendar so popular?
ANSWER: Because it has a lot of dates.
JOKE 146
How did the hairdresser win the race?
ANSWER: She knew a shortcut.
JOKE 147
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
ANSWER: A door.
JOKE 148
Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?
ANSWER: Because they taste funny.
JOKE 149
How does a dog stop a movie?
ANSWER: He presses paws.
JOKE 150
What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?
ANSWER: Spring time.
JOKE 151
What kind of bees make milk?
ANSWER: Boo-Bees.
JOKE 152
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
ANSWER: Hiss-tory.
JOKE 153
Where do sharks come from?
ANSWER: Finland
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 154
What do you call a wizard from space?
ANSWER: A flying sorcerer.
JOKE 155
Why did the girl throw a stick of butter?
ANSWER: She wanted to see a butter fly.
JOKE 156
Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park?
ANSWER: They woke him up.
JOKE 157
Why kind of pants do clouds wear?
ANSWER: Thunderwear.
JOKE 158
Why are leprechauns such great gardeners?
ANSWER: They have green fingers.
JOKE 159
What did the policeman say to his tummy?
ANSWER: Freeze, you’re under a vest.
JOKE 160
Why can’t an elephant use a computer?
ANSWER: Because it’s afraid of the mouse.
JOKE 161
Why did the kid cross the playground?
ANSWER: To get to the other slide.
JOKE 162
What do you call a blind deer?
ANSWER: No eye deer.
JOKE 163
What lights up a soccer stadium?
ANSWER: A soccer match.
JOKE 164
What is a Martian’s favorite food?
ANSWER: Martian-mallows.
JOKE 165
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
ANSWER: Swimming trunks.
JOKE 166
Why do you call a rich elf?
ANSWER: Welfy.
JOKE 167
What did the monster put on his ice cream?
ANSWER: Whipped scream.
JOKE 168
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
ANSWER: Arrrrrrr.
JOKE 169
Why should you be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
ANSWER: Because you might step in a poodle.
JOKE 170
What did one plate say to the other plate?
ANSWER: Dinner’s on me.
JOKES FOR KIDS
JOKE 171
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
ANSWER: Reality.
JOKE 172
What’s the difference between a teacher and a book?
ANSWER: You can shut a book up.
JOKE 173
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
ANSWER: A penguin in a washing machine.
JOKE 174
Want me to tell you a joke about pizza?
ANSWER: Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
JOKE 175
What do you call a smart group of trees?
ANSWER: A brainforest.
JOKE 176
Why did the sun go to school?
ANSWER: To get brighter.
JOKE 177
What did the square say to the oval?
ANSWER: You’re totally pointless.
JOKE 178
What did the duck say to the bartender?
ANSWER: Put it on my bill.
JOKE 179
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
ANSWER: Because he was outstanding in the field.
JOKE 180
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
ANSWER: He wanted to go to high school.
JOKE 181
What do stars love to read at night?
ANSWER: Comet books.
JOKE 182
Who is the king of the class?
ANSWER: The ruler.
JOKE 183
What washes up on little beaches?
ANSWER: Micro-waves
JOKE 184
How do you cut a wave in half?
ANSWER: You use a sea saw.
JOKE 185
Why did Mickey Mouse take a vacation in space?
ANSWER: To visit his friend Pluto.
JOKE 186
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
ANSWER: Look no hands, grandpa!
JOKE 187
What did Earth say to Saturn?
ANSWER: Please give me a ring.
JOKE 188
What kind of dogs like car racing?
ANSWER: Lap dogs.
JOKE 189
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
ANSWER: A cloud.
JOKE 190
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
ANSWER: Because they take too long to iron.
JOKE 191
Why was the broom late?
ANSWER: It overswept.
JOKE 192
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
ANSWER: Just act like a nut.
JOKE 193
Why shouldn’t write with a broken pencil?
ANSWER: Because it’s pointless.
JOKE 194
What kind of button won’t unbutton?
ANSWER: A bellybutton.
JOKE 195
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
ANSWER: Wavy.
JOKE 196
Why can’t you trust atoms?
ANSWER: They make up everything.
JOKE 197
What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
ANSWER: Make websites.
JOKE 198
Why did Billy go out with a prune?
ANSWER: Because he couldn’t find a date.
JOKE 199
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
ANSWER: Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
JOKE 200
What do you call a pair of bananas?
ANSWER: Slippers.
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